Airplane has this crazy fluffy hair. It grows really fast and looks like an asian afro. I often have to remind him to cut it.
Somehow, when he cuts his hair, he always gets spots that have shorter hair. He ends up cutting the rest of the hair shorter and in the end he just looks like he shaved it. After every new haircut he complains about how he’s almost bald and will lament about it for days.
A few weeks later, he will complain again about his long hair and proceed to cut his hair very short.
It’s a never ending cycle.